http://princess.chaosdeathfish.com/ 2026-04-09T05:47:05+00:00 http://princess.chaosdeathfish.com/ http://princess.chaosdeathfish.com/_media/favicon.ico text/html 2016-06-07T10:46:45+00:00 http://princess.chaosdeathfish.com/news:7:clickbait?rev=1465296405&do=diff A Video On screen: a 4-hour-long video of Jonas Salt, apparently in a bathroom. He's wearing only a set of bright red lingerie, lip-syncing along to 80-yr-old pop songs by Rihanna and McFly, all while dancing around pretending to be... some kind of reptile? Maybe a T-Rex? Eventually he gets to the point: “If you are watching this, I am probably dead. You, however, in your aliveness might be wondering who I was? That is simple to answer; I was Jonas “Both Barrels” Salt, the King of Pirates, Bloo…